Happiness is a warm steering wheel

摘要

Wouldn't it be great if the secret to happiness was something as simple as remembering that the tag always goes in the back? Or maybe that silly rule about "i before e", only they messed that up with so many exceptions that it's hard to say which is the rule and which is the exception. I mean if it's a rule, why are there exceptions? Wouldn't it be more like a suggestion, or a nice thing to do if it's not too much trouble? Fortunately we have Spell Check to straighten out the "i-e" situation - if only somebody would come up with "Tag Check" I wouldn't have to spend so much time getting redressed, to say nothing of avoiding the restroom panic attacks caused by discovering that I put on my boxer shorts with the tag in the front and I'm going to need a really quick Plan B for taking care of business!