Fred is a ground worker. Ted is a tree climber. Ned is a crew leader. And Betty is an office manager. They all work for Acme Tree Company.One fair, but unfortunate, morning, the following series of events transpired. Betty dispatched the Acme tree crew of Ned, Ted, and Fred to care for a tree in a residential neighborhood. Ted and Fred arrived at the jobsite ahead of Ned. Ted put on his climbing gear and proceeded to climb the tree with a chain saw. Once he was up the tree, he proceeded to trim a limb using the much-maligned one-handed chain saw technique. Unfortunately, he was rather aggressive with the limb cutting and succeeded in dropping a not-insubstantial tree limb onto a parked car.
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机译：弗雷德是地勤工人。泰德是个爬树的人。内德是机组组长。贝蒂是办公室经理。他们全都为Acme Tree Company工作。一个公平但不幸的早晨，发生了以下一系列事件。贝蒂派出内德，特德和弗雷德的Acme树木服务员在居民区照顾一棵树。特德和弗雷德在内德之前到达工作地点。泰德穿上他的攀岩装备，然后用链锯攀登树。一旦他爬上树，他就开始使用极为残酷的单手链锯技术修剪树枝。不幸的是，他的肢体切割相当激进，并成功地将一个非实质性的树枝掉到了停放的汽车上。
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