One of my least cherished possessions is a 2-inch-high brown plastic dog-breed indeterminate-perched on top of a USB drive. When plugged into a computer with a powered port, the pooch, a dizzy smile frozen on its muzjzle, begins a motion that can only be described as... humping. «The idiocy of this item is so profound that it is almost genius: a tasteless and useless exploitation of technological advances that represent the apogee of humankind's accomplishments. When I show it to friends, their first reaction-before the repulsion kicks in-is to ask, "Where did you get that?" I bought it in Aki-rnhabara. Of course.
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