"Tarquin, stop throwing sweets out the window, poppet. I don't care if you think the tramps would like it - they are not like the ducks. Cosh, we could do with a bit of bad weather to get the tramps off the streets, you know. Honestly, I swear most of them have a perfectly good home to go to somewhere in the north and they are just taking the lovely weather as an excuse to camp on the streets and hang around London for a few weeks.
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