不是创意不好玩·还有比汉语更牛的语言吗

摘要

把以下英文放在中文的领域，起码可以化成8个不同的版本， You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but. you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.