'DON'T PHOTOGRAPH A CAR ON A ROAD COVERED IN CHALKIES; I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU'VE JUST LAID THEM IN MY NEXT CAR'

摘要

LIKE ANYBODY WITH AN unhealthy interest in tearing up dosh on cars, I spend an embarrassingly high proportion of my time trawling through online classifieds. Sometimes I'm actually even in the market for a car of some sort. Which is when I truly shake my head in disbelief. See, if I'm just messing about wasting time idly looking at cars for sale, that's one thing. But when I'm genuinely looking at things for which I might swap otherwise useful cash, well, that's when I really wonder about the nation's collective intelligence.