Going Postal - Revisited (A True Story, Some Names Changed, Facts Altered)

摘要

I picked it up as it completed its third ring, but as I did so, it slid through my hand and fell all the way to the floor. By the time I retrieved it and put it to my ear, the voice on the other end had already started talking ... loudly and in an agitated manner. "Hello, hello, is anyone there, hello." "Yes I'm here," I replied as I moved the phone about 2 inches away from my ear. "I want to speak to Lyle Hill," shot back the response with no drop off in volume or tremor. "Are you Lyle Hill?" "I am and to whom might I be speaking?" "My name is Wilma and I am calling to talk to you about a recent column you wrote for USGlass magazine."