The Missing Link

摘要

His friends just call him S.W. That's short for Sriyantha Weerasuria, but it might as well stand for Seriously Warped. Standing in his nine-car garage replete with excretion-inspiring exotic cars, he complains about how his brand-new '06 Corvette Z06 just doesn't do it for him. Something about the brakes not scrubbing off speed as efficiently as he'd like, the gusto being just adequate as opposed to thrilling, and the hood scoop incongruously clashing with the lines of the car. Uh, OK. The twin-turbo Viper GTS on the rack garners just a passing mention only alter we inquire, and he never even comments on the Ferrari 360 Modena we're conversing in front of, as if it was a disposable piece of Ikea furniture in a college dorm. S.W. could just be the most jaded and demanding enthusiast around, and it doesn't help that he sells high-end sports cars and exotics to the upper tax bracket for a living. However, despite his seething fastidiousness and seriously warped senses, the car he can't stop raving about is his freshly assembled can't blame him.