"Tarquin, No, we cannot buy the Royal baby boy a present and 'lob' it over the garden wall into Buckingham Palace gardens. What would the Queen think of us? Quite franky, I would think you have had your fair share of trouble this week, young man, after yesterday's shenanigans. I do not want to spend another afternoon with you in A&E again this week, thank you very much, so any plan you have for shinnying up drainpipes is out.
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