Jokes and Humour

摘要

<正> (1) An Unexpected AnswerCaller: I wonder if I can see your mother, little boy. Is she engaged?Little boy: Engaged? She has been married and has three childen. (2) Johnny’s GrammarVoice (on phone) : Are your father and mother at home?Little Johnny: They was. but they isn’t now.Voice: THEY WAS, BUT THEY ISN’T NOW--Where is your grammar?