My mother-in-law is a pyromaniac Cleaning up the squalor that tends to accumulate in the normal course of farming brings a glint to her eye. Tidying up the farm for sale and the opportunity to burn all the bits and pieces that I thought might come inhandy one day has her positively leaping around on the end of her walking stick. Aided and abetted by my father-in-law, she has great conflagrations that would warm any arsonist's heart I have to admit that the place looks much better for it, but it really hurts when a carefully saved, only slightly rotten, bit of 4x2 timber hits the blaze.
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