Get up early to outsmart an old sow

摘要

MAYBE you've missed stories about our tiny 4-H pig operation. Perhaps you're guessing by now I've got everything figured out, and nothing humorous happens anymore. You've surmised that I have trained my family's sows to behave perfectly. You would bewrong. The longer I keep those sows, the more they learn about how to make me look stupid. As if I needed help!