Lawyer jokes don't bother me. Most aren't very good, but now and then I've heard a gem. Take the story of the lawyer who died and arrived at the pearly gates. He immediately caught the eye of St. Peter who left his desk, bypassed the waiting multitude, greeted the lawyer warmly, and escorted him up to the front of the line. "Wow, what makes me so special?" asked the lawyer. "Well," St. Peter replied, "I've added up all the hours you billed, and I figure you must be about 180 years old!"
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