Inside the house that thongs Built-all six bedrooms, 51/2 baths, 5,400 sq. ft. of it-MTV Cribs follows rapper Sisqo as he takes a container of takeout Chinese into the bathroom (offering a demo of the bidet), strolls through the walk-in closet full of Sean John outfits (price tags still attached) and stops in a surprisingly conservative front room dominated by a gigantic classical bust ("Chicks like the head. 'Cause it's big"). Most important, in the massive kitchen, comes the requisite money shot of any Cribs: the fridge. The Thong Song bard opens the door, revealing no food more solid than mustard, and offers an indispensable bit of entertaining advice: "You got to have the Cristal on chill at all times. I learned that from Jay-Z."
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