For our last vacation, my lovely wife Cassandra and I took our son Laszlo to Napa. Sadly, no child-rearing book informs you that 4-year-olds have a limited interest in guided explanations of hillside ter-roir. His post-spring-break show-and-tell was a picture of him at a winery that might as well have been called Chateau Only Child. So for our summer vacation, I wanted something that Laszlo would like and yet would still allow me to drink wine. For advice I called Sally Jewell, who took over as Secretary of the Interior in April. Jewell immediately advocated camping, obviously unaware, despite my having just said my name, that I'm Jewish.
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机译：对于我们的最后一个假期，我可爱的妻子卡桑德拉（Cassandra）和我带我们的儿子拉斯洛（Laszlo）来到纳帕。可悲的是，没有一本育儿书籍能告诉您4岁的孩子对山坡上的山-的指导性解释兴趣有限。他的春假过后的表演和讲述是他在一家酒厂的照片，该酒厂也可能被称为Chateau Only Child。因此，对于我们的暑假，我想要拉斯洛想要的东西，但仍然允许我喝红酒。为了寻求建议，我打电话给萨利·杰威尔（Sally Jewell），他于4月接任内政部长。杰威尔立刻提倡露营，尽管我刚才说了我的名字，但我显然没有意识到自己是犹太人。
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