Monday. Following my successful conversion of a Victorian pharmacy into a Museum of Lesbianism, I'm now a 'name' in the world of LGBT design and about to turn a 13-storey tower into the world's first 'out' office block. It won't be cheap. It has to be reclad to be gay. TUESDAY I'm at the Royal Institute for the Protection of British Architects to 'facilitate a reconciliation'. Not something to be attempted after a long lunch, so the meeting's strictly coffee served with charming little architectural pastries in the shape of Brutalist Masterpieces. Great to look at, easy to demolish. The croissant version of Robin Hood Gardens is extremely flakey.
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