Monday My old friend Loaf, the mayor of London, has legacy hysteria. He's going prime ministerial now. No more wobbling around looking like a children's entertainer in a five-year-old's haircut. 'The Garden Bridge is cursed!' he barks down the phone, in Latin. 'I need better celebrity-endorsed follies, and fast! Think artisanal bread! And cruelty-free circuses!' I'm on it.
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