I'm making Advent much more relevant this year by working for a client who's a ruthless giant internet retailer and who's paying me to redesign Advent. Yeah, Advent's getting a sheeny, omnilayered fractal shakeover. I'm importing transglobal style narratives, incorporating supramorphic cultural push alerts and reworking the Christian calendar while I'm at it. The First Day of Advent begins on the Sunday after Black Friday, which follows Thanksgiving or Hanukkah, whichever is closest to your credit limit. From now on, Advent will, I propose, be encased in a sparkling muslin sleeve, with windows along the side that open when you've collected enough reward points. All pets antlered. All snowflakes identical. Compliments of the season.
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