6P LED passes steroids tests, engineers breathe sigh of relief

摘要

In a tumultuous tale that has rocked the tactical lighting industry, the new 6P" LED flashlight, the next generation of the legendary 6P, was given a clean bill of health today in what is being hailed as the first drug test on an inanimate object. Cries of foul play were raised upon the release of the powerful new 6P LED when it dazzled everyone with its brilliant white light, 20% increase in output, and an 1100% increase in runtime. The 6P LED has been undergoing intense steroid testing ever since.rn"We were shocked when the Science and Standards Oversight Committee requested the 6P LED be tested for performance-enhancing drugs," a companyrnspokesperson for SureFire said. "Due to its value pricing, massive 80-lumen output and 11-hour runtime, aerospace-grade aluminum, and virtually unbreakable LED with electronic power regulation circuitry, the 6P LED was an immediate hit with law enforcement and military professionals.