Stray Dog Seeks Love

摘要

I've got the goods: character, spunk, irre-sistibk charm. I'm a country boy at heart. And people call me Patch. Sounds like some dude trying to steal the hearts of single women on Match.com, doesn't it? Actually, Patch is an American Staffordshire terrier-mix, and the description is from his profile on Petfinder.com, an online database that matches homeless pets with potential companions.