LETTERS

摘要

From Ynda, Head of all the Grnffff News of your Leader entitled "Hello neighbour" (27 August, p 5) arrives at Gnrffff (or as you call it, a "rocky planet orbiting our nearest star"). I protest the sheer vanity of this. You assume Gnrffff is not inhabited. Here, we use our Improbably Large And Very Expensive Telescope (ILAVET) to monitor all your frequencies. We've been following your primitive progress with interest since you started broadcasting I Love Lucy and alerted us to your presence on what we call "a rocky planet orbiting our nearest star".