EGADS, WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

摘要

It was dark. I was suddenly aware of movement beneath my feet. The barge had left its mooring. Time passed. I smelled warm earth and... asparagus? We weren't at Treasure Island anymore. I accessed my wearable Bing Tech. "Stockton, Calif.," said the GPS. Impossible. Nothing happened in Stockton. Ever. Was there even water there? The pinpoint lasers atop my Bing Cowl tried to pierce the darkness, but no. It was resolute, almost solid. All right, then. Into the void I would go.