Leave a Mess

摘要

Messiness implies activity, or even an emergency. "Spill coffee all over the desk and floor and leave a note that you went to get a mop or the janitor," Ahearn suggests. No one's likely to go looking for you; nothing makes people scatter like the possibility of helping a co-worker. For female employees hellbent on getting out of Dodge, Ahearn recommends leaving out a box of tampons. "It implies something is happening," he says.