Don't call me bossy! (Call me boss-tastic!)

摘要

I have a penis. I thought I'd start off with that full disclosure so that, should you so decide, you can disregard everything I'm about to say about the "Ban Bossy" campaign. Because, you know, it's a female-empowerment movement and I am technically a default member of the patriarchal/oppressor class (though somehow not really a full-fledged member, which frankly bothers me sometimes, even though I can sort of understand why nobody really wants me running things-but I digress).