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The Loch Ness Vaccine

机译:尼斯湖疫苗

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It was on TV, so it must be so: Vaccines cause autism. And who needs vaccines, anyway? Deadly diseases are a thing of the past. Why would I expose my kid to something that might give her whooping cough? Or polio? Or the notion that she can be promiscuous? Oh, and while we're on the subject, Roger Clemens said a vaccine made Andy Pettite "misremember," some blogger said vaccines are a secondary cause of global warming, and I have even heard that they can turn people into werewolves when the moon is full.
机译:它在电视上播放,所以一定是这样:疫苗会导致自闭症。还有谁需要疫苗?致命疾病已成为过去。我为什么要让孩子接触可能引起她百日咳的东西?还是小儿麻痹症?还是她可能会滥交的观念?哦,在我们讨论这个话题的同时,罗杰·克莱门斯(Roger Clemens)说,疫苗使安迪·佩蒂特(Andy Pettite)记忆犹新,一些博主说,疫苗是全球变暖的第二个原因,我什至听说,当月球来临时,它们可以使人变成狼人已满。

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