'Front tractor bearings are a bit like my knees'

摘要

Iremember digesting news of the General Election the morning after. I saw Zac Goldsmith had lost his seat and I thought 'that is the best thing to come out of this election'. Zac Goldsmith sits at Defra, and he is a bit like Chris Packham only with more money and influence. Our leader likes to indicate the swing to his party in the north and says 'the people have spoken'. But if he doesn't like what they have said about one of his chums, he puts them in the Lords so they can continue at Defra.