One of the reasons i've avoided meeting the Queen of England is that I don't want to learn all the confusing rules: kiss her hand, curtsy, call her "Your Majesty" and use a special set of dishes. But I do know one thing for sure: I'm not supposed to see her boobs. So I was surprised when I heard that the future Queen of England, Kate Middle-ton, was shot by a telephoto lens while tanning topless at a villa in Provence. Even though as a straight male, I don't care about Kate Middleton, I do care very much about breasts, so I Googled pictures of them. For those of you who have not looked, her breasts are freakishly blurry.
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