Ian Martin Space,the new carbon

摘要

MONDAY Rebrand Birmingham as a Muslim tourist destination, highlighting the designated UNESCO World Heritage 'do-go' areas. TUESDAY I present my thesis, with evidence, peer reviews etc, on how we could retrofit every single building on Earth with a 'lunar sleeve' -thereby revolutionising the concept of 'energy'. Unfortunately I'm in the pub with a small and frankly less than enthusiastic audience, to wit Darcy Farquear'say the cultural commentator and his overdressed dachshund Bauhau, and wonder not for the first time why I bother with these clowns as both of them are watching Footballers' Wives' Kitchen Secrets with the sound off instead.