First and foremost, in case my pastor is reading this, we'll start today's column by admitting our church attendance is somewhat lacking. We vow to do better and are currently making plans to attend a Sunday service sometime before the Chicago Cubs win the pennant. Having noted that we aren't the most pious of parishioners, we would still like to observe that, regardless of whether you are a front-row regular or merely a "Chreaster" (Christmas and Easter churchgoer), it is high time to praise the Lord, but be ready to pass the ammunition.
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