This world ain't big enough

摘要

Once upon a time there was a baby fox. His name was Focks. Focks wanted to be a journalist so he went to architecture school and moaned about it very loudly until everyone in architecture knew who he was. Then he got a job at an architecture magazine. The magazine was called Snide. Focks quickly rose in the ranks by writing very clever articles that appeared as flattery to the idiots they were about and appeared as insult to the jealous readers who wished they were about them. Before long he was deputy editor and everyone assumed he was the creative force behind Snide because the editor was spending so much time hanging out in private clubs and reminiscing about the smell of Soho in the rain in the 80s that he barely had any time to do any work. This suited Focks down to the ground because he would hate anyone to think he wasn't the underdog.