My Cat Takes More Drugs Than I Do

摘要

I ronically, if i hadn't been try-ing to beat the high cost of health care, my wife wouldn't have run over my head with her bicycle a few months ago. The wheels on my bike hit a slick spot and I fell directly in her path. Missing me was impossible. Moments later I was sitting in the middle of the trail wearing a cracked helmet and saying, "What happened?" Just before we'd begun our ride, my wife had looked at me and given me an angry ultimatum: "You are 86 years old, and if you don't know enough to wear your helmet, you can ride alone." Rue Ann is 29 years younger and more verbal than I, so I replied with resignation, "Yes dear," and donned my helmet.