For some people, there is nothing funnier in this world than the sight of a man getting hoofed in the privates. Among such people— and no matter how sophisticated you may be, you are probably, secretly, one of them— Johnny Knoxville is your new king. The road to the throne began in 1996 when Knoxville, while being videotaped by a friend, had another pal shoot him in the eyes with pepper spray, then once in the chest with a 120,000-volt stun gun, then repeatedly with a 50,000-volt laser. (The pepper spray was by far the worst, says Knoxville: "You physically cannot open your eyes. It took me 15 minutes to recover.") When Knoxville showed the tape to his parents, his mother cried. You will too. It's that fanny.
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