It's hard to stomach

摘要

Diary was left distraught and devastated at the baleful news that our brave boys have lost the most crucial battle. Yes, if Napoleon's maxim that an army marches on its stomach bears any meaning in the modern world, reports that the office vending machines have been removed from the Ministry of Defence's Whitehall frontline must give us all food for thought. Not content with taking the axe to aircraft carriers, squadrons of advanced jets and the infantry, heartless efficiencies are depriving desk warriors of the nutrients essential for life's daily battle.