'Ma Never Did Hear Too Good'

摘要

As a steel fabricator, the only contract under which I have pleasurably worked is my marriage contract, the terms of which I renegotiate daily. I once heard about a marriage ceremony that consisted of just five words. The script was as follows: Preacher to the groom: "You?" Groom: 'Yep." Preacher to the bride: 'You?" Bride to preacher: 'Yep." Preacher to the couple and witnesses: "Done."