American Psychiatric Headquarters Seized by Giant English Teachers!

摘要

Arlington, VA, March 2 (compiled from AP reports)—Officials at the American Psychiatric Association (APA) confirmed today that their national headquarters had been taken over by “very, very large English and literature teachers,” according to a spokesperson for APA President, Dr Alan Schatzberg. Schatzberg himself was unavailable for comment and was reported to be in seclusion “…brushing up his Shakespeare.”