Clean Living

摘要

After your master wakes up, leave the bed unmade and uncovered for at least half an hour. Do you want his overnight perspiration to become trapped, potentially attracting all manner of insects? Heavens, no! When cleaning a sofa, one should always use distilled and deionized water. Tap water contains lots of minerals-including iron. If you add such minerals to a nice pale fabric, it will be even trickier to remove the stain. A bespoke suit can go to the dry cleaner but must be pressed by the tailor. To avoid confusion, tell the cleaner: "Clean, but don't press"- then take it to the tailor. This may seem cumbersome, but one's lord will be pleased.