Hi, gang! It's me again! Caroline Flint! You know, MP for Don Valley and minister for housey thingies! That's right! Well, goodness, I was just firing the woman who ties my shoelaces for making a remark about overstaffing when I thought to myself, hey! Caroline Flint! It's ever such a long time since we did one of those FAQ doo-dahs (never really been sure what FAQ actually stands for; one of my advisers said it means "frequently avoided questions", but he had that look in his eye again) so why don't I, Caroline Flint!, do another one? I could even ask the questions too, because who's better placed than me, Caroline Flint!, to know what I, Caroline Flint!, don't want to talk about? Well, exactly. Here goes! Hey! Caroline Flint! Your speech to the Labour conference last month appeared to be a 970-word list of non-sequiturs and thin oratorical cliche lacking any cohesive whole beyond the kind of partisan bickering that undermines public confidence in the political process in general and whatever you are saying at the time in particular.
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