The teacher announces to her third grade class "kids, tomorrow, we will have a well known rock star in our classroom and he will give a special rock concert, just for you." Of course, they are all excited and eagerly anticipating this radical departure from the normal daily grind of schoolwork. The day comes and the students ALL come to class...no excuses needed this time! Amazingly, nobody is sick. The hour comes, and an old man walks in with a box of 'rocks' and stands before them. "THIS is our rock concert? HE is our rock star? Oh bummer!
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