DO I HAVE TO TRY EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA APP? IS THAT PART OF THE DEAL NOW? CAN'T I JUST WAIT AND SEE WHICH ONES STICK?

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A: You've Got Mail starred Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan and was an awful movie. I watched it in a hotel room recently and found myself thinking about you-thinking about all of us, really. To summarize: It is 1998. Hanks is the cocky, hard-charging scion of a massive Barnes & Noble-ish bookstore chain, about to open a new location on the Upper West Side. Ryan, meanwhile-vulnerable, sappy, like a human kitten-owns a tiny children's bookstore nearby called the Shop Around the Corner. Ryan's shop is everything that Hanks' is not: quaint, neighborly, beloved. And, of course, it stands to be crushed by this encroaching tentacle of Hanks' Machiavellian empire. There's a lot of anxiety in the air. Thematically the film is concerned with what modernity (symbolized by Hanks and maybe also his high-octane girlfriend, who literally shouts, "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" at her espresso machine) might be doing to our souls (symbolized by Ryan and her boyfriend, who is referred to at a party as the "greatest living expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg"). This anxiety is everywhere. It's a shame kids don't know what handkerchiefs are, someone says. When office workers play solitaire on their computers, it's lamented as "the end of Western civilization." It's all so heavy-handed. But here's the thing: As the bitter Hanks-Ryan bookstore rivalry escalates on the street, Hanks and Ryan are falling in love with each other via email, anonymously. They meet in some kind of chat room and begin emailing each other relentlessly, pouring out their feelings and the poignant whispers of their simpleton hearts. It's dramatic irony, you see-they love each other in cyberspace, hate each other in meatspace-and the filmmakers milk it for all it's worth. Scene after scene cuts back and forth between Hanks and Ryan, reading emails on their laughably briefcaselike laptops. Every time that cheery voice tells them "Welcome. You've got mail," it's a Pavlovian cue that flutters their stomachs and tingles their privates. It's hard to think of two happier people in the history of film.