Short-Haired Superheroes?

摘要

I Almost Didn't Buy Our House Because it's on a street with a neighborhood watch. It's not that I mind being watched. In fact, I am so desperate to be watched, I say yes to offers to appear on shows on the E! network. It's just that I'm less afraid of criminals than of guys in a neighborhood watch. Not only am I worried that they're going to engage me in a discussion about "suspicious persons," which is going to devolve into a long, painful argument about which one of us is racist, but I'm even more panicked that they'll ask me to join their patrols. The only way I would willingly watch my neighborhood is if all my TVs broke, the Internet stopped working, I had insomnia and my neighborhood was holding my eyes open with a speculum, Clockwork Orange-style.