YOU AND YOUR lover plan a rendezvous - a secret picnic on the beach. They'll bring Champagne, lobsters and an umbrella (this is an English picnic). Just meet them at Berrow beach in Somerset. Dress to impress. Now here's the snag. Berrow beach is the longest sandy beach in the country, stretching six miles. Hang around in the wrong spot and you'll get marooned in the legendary mudflats, with a fast-incoming tide. Search for your picnic in that zone and your paramour will discover the reasons for your absence in the obituary columns.
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