Private banks just the ticket in a crisis

摘要

I don't mean to cause offence, but when I think of private bankers I think of harried individuals walking their clients' poodles, rushing to pick up their spoiled brats from the gates of the overpriced branch of an English public school somewhere in an Asian metropolis and fielding phone calls at all hours of the night from these relentlessly demanding individuals who know their net worth down to the last farthing.