DO YOU LIVE IN 'ANYTOWN'?

摘要

The headline read, "anytown Fire Department swears in new officers." The body of the article went on to say, "The Anytown Fire Department at its annual meeting swore in a new slate of officers for the upcoming year. Their oath was administered by the Chairman of the Board of Commissioners Dale Beno. Chief 'Gunna' Dolittle then presented his slate of officers, Captain Willy Doless and Lieutenants U.N. Able and U.N. Knowing." The article continued, "It was a proud moment for the Dolittle family; the new chief followed in the footsteps of his father 'Didhe' Dolittle, an ex-chief and life member of Anytown Fire Department. 'I always knew he would be a chief someday,' the elder Dolittle stated. 'This department is in our blood.'