TORIES DOWN WITH THE YOUTH

摘要

As Philip Hammond gears up to deliver the Budget, the Conservatives are belatedly turning their attentions to young voters with all the silky precision of a crab. Since a lacklustre conference, the party has announced a string of underwhelming measures to court millennials. From the youth equivalent of Labour's Momentum called Activate, which lasted all of two weeks to the pledge to freeze tuition fees at £9,250, although it just raised interest rates on said loans to 6.4% - 25 times the base rate. Smart move. Just cannot wait to hear about the sliding scale of tax as you age. All bound to bring the average party member's age down from 72.