Two Jokes

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<正> 1. A man trained his dog to go around the corner toBud’s Lounge every day with two dollar bills under hiscol1ar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only hada five, so he put it under the collar and set the dog onhis way. An hour passed and the dog still hadn’t returned.So the man went to Bud’s and found his dog sitting on a