Two Jokes

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<正> 1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbycoffee shop for a snack.As we trooped into the restaurant,we stopped in ourtracks.There,smiling foolishly at us,sat our guests.