The Kings Crop Fails

摘要

This is an ongoing story of encounters between the King, everyone's favorite owner; his architect, Slide Rule; and his contractor, Igor.The land was barren, dry and becoming a dust bowl. "Your Majesty, I am so sorry this has happened to you," said Slide Rule, the Kings' No. 1 architect, as he stood with his King."My sentiments exactly," said Igor, of Moat Designs, the contractor for the Castle.Slide, the King and Igor stood side-by-side overlooking a vast wasteland of raw, hard and unturned earth. Little chimneys of dust circled violently and then quickly dissipated. They all turned and headed back toward the market square."This is a problem, but then again, it isn't a problem," said the King."Why is that?" asked Slide."I knew it was coming," stated the King.