It’s all relative as met is likely OK, thermal not so much

摘要

I wanted to do something with Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, but science is beyond me. Anyhow, I met Einstein in a bar, quite by coincidence. He was sipping a gin and tonic and admiring his own mustache in the mirror behind the bar. I had a single-malt Scotch and a vintage 1977 Mad Magazine to read. But one doesn’t just ignore Einstein, even for classic Mad. I boldly approached the old scientist, noticing that he wasn’t just admiring his mustache; he was tweezing it. “Idiot!” he exclaimed. “Mr. Einstein don’t be too hard on yourself. A lot of people slip with tweezers,” I said.