A 'cure' for the current recdepression.

摘要

Based upon which pundit you believe, we are experiencing either a global recession or a depression, it is the rare economist (certainly none in public office) who will utter the 'D' word. No matter what one chooses to call it, the current economic crisis has affected all plastic surgeons in the United States. Recently, I heard a story about a well-known cosmetic surgeon who came home and told his wife that they would have to substantially decrease their household expenses. 'If you could learn to cook,'he said, 'we could fire the kitchen staff. After a well-timed pause, she glared at him and said, 'f you could learn how to make love, we could fire the gardener too'.