All pumps go to heaven

摘要

Pump consultant Joe Askew offers a whimsical, anecdotal look at how, in an ideal world, centrifugal pumps should be treated - working for the application they were designed for, processing the correct materials, being properly lubricated and undergoing frequent maintenance. Welcome to Pump Heaven! Pump Heaven is an independently operated safe haven for all those centrifugal pumps longing for a safe place to reside, offering a pleasant environment for pumps to perform their pumping duties. We at Pump Heaven have made a solemn pledge to all the pumps that seek refuge within our secure compound. That pledge is outlined in our Corporate Mission Statement that is proudly displayed upon entering the Pearly White Gates.